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10 lucruri dezamagitoare despre ST. PATRICK’S DAY

10 lucruri dezamagitoare despre ST. PATRICK’S DAY pe care probabil nu le stiai

– ST. PATRICK nu a fost IRLANDEZ. Istoricii cred că el a fost născut în Anglia, Scoția sau Țara Galilor.

– Culoarea lui ST. PATRICK este albastu ci nu verde… de ce s-a impanantenit verdele habar nu am…

– Sarbatoarea de ST. PATRICK a fost inventata in… America 🙂 de catre emigrantii irlandezi.

– ST. PATRICK a murit pe data de 17… deci se sarbatoreste moartea sa.

– ST. PATRICK nu a izgonit toti serpii din Irlanda asa cum se zice deoarece climatul englez este mult prea aspru pentru dezvoltarea acestor reptile (zic cercetatorii nu eu…)

– Trifoiul cu patru foi nu este simbolul Irlandei. Din cate stiu simbolul Irlandei este harpa.

– Pana prin 1970 cam toate pub-urile din Irlanda erau inchise deoarece de sarbataorea ST. PATRICK nu se bea. Negustorii s-au gandit ei ca ar fi bine sa inoculeze aceasta idea ca sa… mai vanda si eu ceva.

– Carnea de vita la conserva si mancarea de varza nu este mancarea traditionala a Irlandei…

– In acest moment sunt mai multi irlandezi care traiesc in SUA decat in Irlanda

– Iar sansa ta de a gasii un trifoi cu patru foi e aproape inexistenta, mai preci ai sanse de 1 la 10.000 ca sa gasesc un asemenea „noroc”.

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Poveste adevarata despre NEIL ARMSTRONG

GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE….. ESPECIALLY SINCE IT’S A TRUE STORY.

ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG
WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, „THAT’S ONE SMALL STEP
FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND,” WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.

BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK
„GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY.”

MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME
RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT. HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN
EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.

OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE „GOOD
LUCK, MR. GORSKY” STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS
FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG.

THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED. MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL
ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.

IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING
BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL,

WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR’S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS.

HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS.GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK
UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.
„SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU’LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!”

TRUE STORY.