Clubul de ras.ro

Un iluzionist lucra pe un vapor. In fiecare saptamana, dadea o rezentatie. De fiecare data, spectatorii erau altii, asa ca isi permitea sa face mereu aceleasi scamatorii. Singura problema era papagalul capitanului, care incetul cu incetul a inceput sa priceapa care sunt trucurile. De la un moment dat s-a apucat sa dezvaluie secretul in mijlocul fiecarei reprezentatii:
– Aaaa, uitati, nu e aceeasi palarie!
– Aaaa, uitati, florile sunt ascunse sub masa!
– Aaaa, uitati, are ascunse niste carti in maneca!… si asa mai departe. Iluzionistul se enerva de fiecare data, dar n-avea ce face. La un moment dat, vaporul are un accident si se scufunda, ramanand ca supravietuitori doar iluzionistul si papagalul. Timp de cateva zile, plutind fiecare pe o scandura, s-au privit plini de dusmanie, fara sa scoata vreun cuvant. Pana la urma, papagalul zice:
– OK, ma dau batut. Unde e vaporul?

I, The Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head-first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off
I work in a damp environment
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Dear Penis,

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not take initiative
You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don’t always observe necessary regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You are unable to work double shifts
You’ve been seen entering and leaving the workplace with two suspicious looking bags

Sincerely,
The Management